Pete's Nipples

Britneys underwear sealed in jiffy bag | 2nd January

The recent, intimate photograph of Britney Spears getting out of Paris Hiltons car might confirm our suspicions about Britneys coded message to Pete Mitchell, posted on her internet site before Christmas (see the last post below).

In the x-rated Paparazzi snapshot Britney is clearly seen to be wearing no underwear, not even a trademark thong. Could she have sealed them in a jiffy bag and sent them to Pete Mitchell as a taunt?

Britney without underwear

"Take My Underwear" | 8th December

"Take my underwear, I'm just getting started", announces Britney Spears in what must be her first coded message to Pete Mitchell. The message appears to be hidden in a greeting she placed on her official website, britneyspears.com

"It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been two years since I've even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little to far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and new me.

I'm just getting started....Happy Holidays everyone!"

Another Explicit Britney Tape | 24th November

Britney's wholesome image has taken another dent as news of a second explicit tape is rumoured to have been made earlier in the year. News of the tape, this time featuring Britney blowing the tires of Federlines Ferrari on the LA freeway, couldn't have come at a more inconvenient time for the pop princess. Federline has reportedly been offered £26million for the four hour sex tape videoed early in their relationship and may be using the tape as a bargaining tool in their divorce settlement.

The second tape, if it emerges, is likely to further complicate the divorce. Pete Mitchell was unavailable for comment.

Britney Files for Divorce | > 7th November

Britney files for divorce in LA from Keven Federline citing irreconciliable differences. The dancer and rapper, K-Fed, was reportedly advised of the divorce by text message.

The same day Pete Mitchell was seen clutching a mobile phone. Is it a coincidence?

Dickey-Bow & Dinner Jacket | > 5th November

Pete Mitchell returns to radio to regroup and replan his google strategy against Britney Spears. The star joined BCC Radio 2 earlier in the year. In an apparent snub to Britney Spears the DJ was reported to have said "I will be wearing dickey-bow and dinner jacket for my first show", a clear dig at Britney's dress sense and mocking the recent trailer park jibes the press have been levelling at Britney.

Presenter Quits Show | 16th December

Pete Mitchell quits Virgin Radio bringing an end to the highly successful Pete & Geoff Breakfast Show on Virgin Radio. The move came amid a flurry of rumours that the stress of starring in the award winning show while also concentrating on his challenge to Britney Spears were taking their toll. A leaked email, however, suggests the presenter could "smell victory in the google ratings". He added "I am close." The email then sensationally admits Pete is abandoning the show to focus solely on his contest with Britney.

Official Statistics | 27th February

The first official statistics are released with over 158 searches being performed here. An internet expert commented "Well, if that's the number of searches from here there must be at least ten times that being performed throughout the rest of the web" . So it's official and proved with simple arithmetic, Pete's nipples are receiving over 1,500 searches per day, which is the equivalent of over half a million a year. Keep up the good work :-)

Featured on the Virgin Radio Breakfast Show | 26th February

Following a mention on the breakfast show the site is immediately flooded with a user who google'd Pete's nipples and disappears. Pete seemed disappointed the site does not include an artists impression and the UK staff of Pete's Nipples call an emergency board meeting to discuss his concerns. After several hours of heated debate it was decided to post a notice on the site inviting visitors to submit artwork.

Britney Spears v. Pete Mitchell, The Contest Begins | 26th February

While this site isn't an accredited source of internet usage statistics, it can be considered an alternative source and was proudly launched today to champion the underdog. Check back frequently for news, site developments and to google Pete's nipples.

Hollywood insiders, commenting on the sensational early morning challenge to Britney indicated that Pete could boost his earnings by managing his nipples in any bid for movie stardom. Aside from a directorial debut, the critics further speculate the launch of a pop career for his nipples who may soon release a novelty single to rival the Cheeky Girls hit "We are the cheeky girls".

Show your support for Pete and search for his nipples on the internet. If the number of searches using this search term equals or exceeds one million Pete will release previously unseen footage of his nipples.

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